Here you go.
This is me, circa 1992.
In all seriousness, though, read this and celebrate.
“When the perishable has been clothed with the imperishable, and the mortal with immortality, then the saying that is written will come true: ‘Death has been swallowed up in victory.’
Where, O death, is your victory?
Where, O death, is your sting?”
1 Corinthians 15:54-55